Now to get Nic Cage to read Homestuck...
voteschneider: if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
Favourite Homestuck kid?
dodostad: sollox: korras: abloogywoogywoo: heirstransparent: roxyresponder: dersepeixes: dumbpointyanimeshades: nipplemoustache: I’ve got to draw up a pie chart of “favourite characters” for my studies then analyse the hell out of it. Please reblog and add your favourite Homestuck kid. This is out of John, Rose, Dave, Jade, Jane, Roxy, Dirk and Jake. Not their other versions and...
I love the HS fandom.. Seriously
eridianglub: suchirolle: joolu: It’s like Hussie has piranhas as pets. And those piranhas are us. And we’re just literally going bat shit crazy every time he drops shit into the tank. Love it. dude this is fucking accurate I’m the hermit crab hiding in her shell drawing on her tiny shipping wall
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
my brother talking about hero killer villains
bro: Oh hey, homestuck is in this.
Jack Noir. says he's the big bad too.
something about his alpha self being no slouch
Me: but that's Lord English
bro: -reading from text- Lord Engrish didn't waste any time killing--
leftthecasket: Do you ever fangirl so hard that you just… embarrass yourself. Alone. In your room.
madeofporq: Le Me talking about Noatok and Tarlok: and he’s basically saying “you’re the weak one, you’re not even a bender!” sister (SpiffyBanana): you can’t even bend your own butt! me: WHAT!?!? sister(SpiffyBanana): wait, i meant to say ‘piss’ why’d i say ‘butt?’ holy crap we were laughing so much
wecansexy: OMG SERENITY IS STILL ON HER HEAD NOOOOOOOO
So I have my own AU...
It’s a homestuck Au centered around nonSburb Bro and Dave. it’s called “in which 15 is a special number”. even though it sounds really dumb… http://15isspecial.tumblr.com/ also, my artblog still exists http://spiffypotato.tumblr.com/
kingcheddarxvii: Hush little baby don’t be cry Obama’s gonna take care of u
sugoihime: also dude john is like 20 and bro’s like 40 i swear im pretty sure i have an age difference kink/fetish/whatever this is called
don't point →
sugoihime: i’d like to slap myself in the face for having never read this before until last night at 3am pretty much everything perfect in a bro/john fic it is everything perfect in a bro/john fic
bigbigtruck: How You Can Have a Bunch of Great... →
chirart: Hahahaha ever since Saturday the Korra finale seems to make me angrier and angrier. As a storyteller and as a fan of solid storytelling, it is an atrocious mess! I stand by the creators are amazing directors, amazing concept artists, amazing producers, but wow are they terrible…
Beep Beep Meow: jj-homo: thesilentsleeper:... →
jj-homo: thesilentsleeper: rufiohussie: zobmies: i think i shipped eddy and edd from ed, edd n eddy without realizing it do you need a little assistance because i can do that because you know they kissed once and they slept together once and they’re
matt and i discuss animals
dai-nerevarine: I never understood
dai-nerevarine: You love cats
dai-nerevarine: You also love birds
dai-nerevarine: Isn't that ironic
meximeximan: i like animals they're cool and i want to hug them all
meximeximan: birds look like they'd be fun to hug but they're tiny
dai-nerevarine: Well, mine is a big bird
meximeximan: i don't think you can hug it though, it's still too small to hug
dai-nerevarine: Well mine hugs me though
dai-nerevarine: Shit I'm always sleeping with an anime
dai-nerevarine: Either my dog or my cat
dai-nerevarine: Bro animals
meximeximan: i think you meant animal not anime that first time
meximeximan: matt sleeps with his anime
dai-nerevarine: YO WHAT
dai-nerevarine: THERE'S BETTER NOT GO ON TUMBLR
meximeximan: this is going on tumblr
My first boner →
When I was like 8 or something, I was home alone with my brothers and I was taking a bath just minding my own business. Then all of a sudden my dick was standing up and really hard and all that usual boner stuff. I didn’t know what it was because my family is full of assholes who didn’t tell me anything about puberty so I was freaking out. I literally started crying and screaming and I thought...
how it's gonna go down:
koalateaqueen: jogilow: cruyffs: how germans celebrate 101 score a goal somehow end up lying on the grass a fellow german goes over him then they have coitus the end finally those germancest posts come in handy
marintan: once-ler-upon-a-midnight-dreary: ...