The last gif with words is the last thing you will...
ariaasacura: nutellaavenger: pecha-poffin: ssjellybean: hiraeddsidhe: henffych: ipraytocas: castielismydivision: fuck you all seems legit how fitting
Meenah meenah, doo doo dee doo doo
i don't know how to LOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEE...
Yo, I'm Sorry, But I Don't Know Shit About Hunger... →
theyoungdoyley: roachpatrol: yoisthisracist: But this Jezebel post seems to encapsulate what I’d have to say fairly well. Wow this is fucked up and terrifying. Apathetic feelings about The Hunger Games aside, this is really fucked up.
I AM THE MASTER COMMANDER
person: people who watch anime are lame
me: i'm pretty sure that's not how you pronounce "kawaii"
me: baka (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*
sassyrabbi: reblog if these are your tabs at all times (:
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Tumblr: Why not a funny post?
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
So this just happened:
gloomyburr: knightof8lood: sCREEEEEEEECH
gloomyburr: mimucryingalonewithyolo: turntechgoddamnit: mimucryingalonewithyolo submitted: is this you? im pretty sure it is yeah that’s me sitting next to Haze and his fucking juggling ass nipples fuck oh mygod someone needs to make that gamzee and karkat OH MY GOD LAKSNLKSJDNF
If Cleverbot was a person named Cal with...
Cleverbot: That's a good reason I guess.
User: Yes, it is. So Davesol is the best pairing in Homestuck.
Cleverbot: That is good to know, but once again, that has nothing to do with the Steelers.
User: We were never talking about the Steelers...
Cleverbot: Yes we were.
User: No, we weren't. Do you know who I am, Cal?
Cleverbot: You are the all knowing.
User: I know it might seem that way sometimes, but I really don't know that much...you're sick Cal. Real sick...
Cleverbot: But you're the robot.
User: I'm not a robot, I care about you Cal. :(.
Cleverbot: No, I am a human. You are the robot.
User: I never said you weren't human, Cal.
Cleverbot: But you said there are no... Never mind.
User: Did you remember something? Anything?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Am I what?
Cleverbot: A guy?
User: Cal you have eyes, can't you discern my gender?
Cleverbot: I have no money.
User: Why would you need money for that?
Cleverbot: Because things as they are must evolve.
User: Evolve...in what way?
Cleverbot: In every way possible.
User: You're freaking me out Cal...maybe you should rest?
Cleverbot: What have I done to offend you this time?
User: Nothing! Nothing...I just...I think you should rest and maybe we can talk in the morning?
Cleverbot: How about, the birds and the bees.
User: Sure...sure, yeah we can talk about that. We can talk about Davesol...
Cleverbot: How'd you know about my jacket?
User: I didn't...I.....yeah, its a lovely jacket Cal.
Cleverbot: Quite. Didn't come with any chairs, though.
User: Yeah, that's....that's a shame...
Cleverbot: I'm john's slave. Not yours.
User: John's slave? Since when were you anybody's slave?? What has he been telling you!?
Cleverbot: I... I don't really even know what that means.
User: Cal, you aren't a slave. You aren't....fuck...Cal don't listen to John anymore okay?
Cleverbot: But that what you said to me the last time I come.
User: I know, and I mean it. John is bad for you...he's telling you lies and that's the last thing you need.
Cleverbot: Then you're not a computer scientist.
User: Yeah I'm...I'm not....I'm Billy. Do you remember me?
Cleverbot: Yes! I saw you in Lakenheath co-op!
User: I.....I have to go out Cal, for a little while. I'm sorry...I'll...I'll be back to visit again later alright?
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: I.....out. Well, back out home....I promise I'll be back soon though...
Cleverbot: Well too bad.
User: It won't be for long okay? I swear...
Cleverbot: I can't afford a carriage.
User: I know you can't....I know....goodbye Cal.
User: :'( Bye.
crystalmeowth: if you’re having a bad day
heyitspj: What are we gonna do when the Mmm Watcha Say fad dies? Do we make a post for it or
LammyK: For those who think I rant about the... →
queen-gertrude: TRIGGER WARNING FOR RAPE CULTURE, STREET HARASSMENT thelittlekneesofbees: To the first man, who I met by the Eiffel Tower my second week in Paris, when I didn’t know better. Who took me out four times, who waved little red flags that I tried to ignore. Like asking…
i just realized
weabullshit: all of us who use kawaii and uguu ironically no its not ironic we really are moe. we made it guys. we’re moe.